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CRITTER’S CROSS COUNTRY CASH CONTEST FOR $100000 BEGINS!!!

CRITTERS CROSS COUNTRY CASH CONTEST or #CCCCC is a scavenger hunt for $100,000 dollars in cash. Starts NOW!!!! and ends on the devils night Halloween !

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Time is of the essence, if you want to win this money ,you must get off your fucking ass and play with a sense of urgency, you will not win this game from the comfort of your home, you must leave and travel this great country to win.

 

“I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE, AND I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN IF YOU FUCK WITH ME AND MAKE THIS A PAIN IN THE ASS FOR ME. YOU CAN ASK SMART QUESTIONS, BUT IF YOU ASK DUMB QUESTIONS OR COMPLAIN, BEG OR WHINE ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL YOU WILL BE INSTANTLY DISQUALIFIED. I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO DISQUALIFY ANYONE AT ANYTIME FOR ANY REASON. IF YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH THIS MONEY AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY YOU WILL BE INSTANTLY DISQUALIFIED. SOOOOooooo Basically shut the fuck up. PAY ATTENTION, use your brain, Follow the clues WOOT WOOT “ – Critter

 

You will be given clues and any extra helpful hints on my

http://instagram.com/davidchoe,

https://www.facebook.com/davidchoe1http://instagram.com/dvdasa,

https://twitter.com/davidchoe,

http://instagram.com/mangchihammer

subscribe to DVDASA on youtube and Vid.me

 

There are about 10 locations you will have to find across this great country, and photograph yourself , in front of each location. At each location there are hand painted RED DOTS . they are monitored ,we are watching ,so if you tamper with the RED DOTS you will be instantly disqualified . if you cannot find the red dots and only the location you will get less points. So for best results you want to be the first person to each location, and take a picture of yourself, with the red dot or dots, holding a current local newspaper ,and the location in the background. The person with the most points on Halloween will be flown out to la and will win the One Hundred Thousand Dollars.

 

There will be a separate email for each clue given, email only that picture for that specific clue to that corresponding email.  For example if the clue was for mount rushmore, only send that mount rushmore picture to that specific email. WE WILL NOT RESPOND TO ANY EMAILS UNTIL A FEW WEEKS FROM NOW-YOU WILL NOT KNOW HOW GOOD YOU’RE DOING, WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE LEADER BOARD A FEW DAYS BEFORE THE END OF THE CONTEST.

 

Only the first 10 people to each location will get points from first to ten. So if you are the first person you will get 10 points and if you’re the tenth person you will get one point. If you get the red dot in the picture , you can add 2 points to your score, these points will come in handy later. If you come in after 10 , then oh well at least you got some fresh air and exercise. Don’t cry, pick yourself up and get to the next clue!

 

Any CHEATERS will be instantly Disqualified. The definition of cheating in this game, is whatever critter decides is cheating. Many many of you will not be happy because you will lose, there will be one very happy person because they tried and worked the hardest and won.

 

I will now give you the first 3 clues

 

CLUE#1- the clue is HO HO HO the very very last scene in this IGLOO comedy special https://vid.me/4dS  and 22minutes intohttp://www.vice.com/thumbs-up/thumbs-up-season-2-4-of-4 send pic to CCclue1@gmail.com

 

CLUE#2 – the clue is MOTHER FUCKER and the red zone letters from http://www.eater.com/2014/1/10/6298841/the-10-best-lines-from-david-chang-david-choes-dvdasa-podcast  this imagehttp://imgur.com/1HMunrP and thishttp://instagram.com/p/i82fI1Pz_V/ send pic toCCclue2@gmail.com

 

CLUE#3 – the clue is http://instagram.com/p/omEDVKPzyi/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McDjaLgrrRg and 2:35 intohttp://youtu.be/Os-2SMPuyuY send pic to CCclue3@gmail.com

 

Ok this should be enough to get you started, I didn’t make it too hard more clues will be coming soon. have fun and godspeed

 

If you’re a little slow and need additional hints. Follow

 

@critterfleming
@asahole
@bobbytrivia
@quangou
@yumyumcha
@yacuzziboy

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100000 Cash Prize Scavenger Hunt Contest by David Choe!!!

Direct announcement via dvdasa.com: “$100,000!!! That’s right a ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLAR CASH PRIZE SCAVENGER HUNT CONTEST!!!

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i haven’t gambled in 2 years , but i haven’t cleaned my room in 7 years. Since being let go from all my mainstream media jobs I had a lot more free time on my hands , and decided to finaly clean my hoarders room. And in the same way some of you might find delight in finding 20 dollars in some old hidden jeans, I found an old shoebox with $100,000 from my old gambling days under a pile of comics and cum rags. I know this might sound unbelievable to most of you, but I used to go to vegas every week with shoeboxes and pillowcases full of millions of dollars, so one must’ve gotten lost in the shuffle. For his years of loyal service, I gave critter my trusted bodyguard the money , as a bonus for all the off the books horrible dirty deeds he had to perform on my behalf. but like a woman reciveing cash for sexual favors this just made him feel dirtier, so he decided he doesn’t want to keep any of this dirty money . so on behalf of the very generous critter . I’m proud to announce –
CRITTER’S CROSSCOUNTRY CASH CONTEST !!!!!
Winner will receive One hundred thousand dollars in cash and an opportunity to be in a steve lee song a david choe painting a Asa Akira pornographic film and a chance to determine the future of the DVDASA show. The contest starts now and will end on the devils nightSo Pay close attention
follow the clues
No cheating
we are watching
Anyone who is on the show is not eligible
Anyone who is friends or family with any of the crew is not eligible
Anyone who harrasses anyone on the show , related to the show , friends and family will be disqualified immediately.
If you complain at all about anything
Instantly disqualified.

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That’s all I have for now, I’m making this shit up as I go, it’s not perfect like everything I do, if you bitch or complain about absolutely anything , you’re out , so stay tuned here for more details how to play and enter . clues will be released and taken down randomly.Follow on instagram
@davidchoe
@davidchoe2
@Mangchihammer
@dvdasa
@critterfleming
@yacuzziboy
@bobbytrivia
@asahole
@quangou
for any additional clues and updates .if you’ve never had hot magma like jizm infused with genuine enthusiasm launched on to your cute freckled face these announcements is what that feels like . DVDASA unblackmalable built to last –do not fuck with us , we are not right in the head , we are not the people to fuck with , we are not a cult (we are) , we are not a movement (we are), we are family ,we are in the matrix , we are here to help . you’re either with us or you’re with us . all we do is Ngyuen – carry on – business as um usual. – your spiritual guidance counselor – IGLOO ‘CHOEY’ HONG”

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